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January     Last updated:January 20 : 7:00 p.m.

I-Calling

Vivek

D.N. Sinha, Hyderabad : It is reported that two per cent income of Hindustan Lever company is contributed to Christian missionary work of converting Hindus. Comment.

-It should be more appropriately called anti-Hindustan Lever company.

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Why are Christians and Muslims against family planning?

-Because planned families would not suit their open plan to overrun the world with their numbers.

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Is not the Congress responsible for making India one of the poorest countries in the world?

-A few more years in power and it would have made India the poorest country in the world.

N.V.V.S. Murty, Kakinada : Don't you feel that appeasement of everybody has become the policy of the Vajpayee Government?

-If, as latest reports indicate, it means appeasement of Hindus too, this policy may still pay dividends.

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What do you think of Amitabh Bachchan's Crorepati show?

-It highlights the value of information at the cost of knowledge.

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What is the main achievement of the RSS during the past 75 years?

-It has proved that the spirit of patriotism cannot be banned out of existence despite repeated efforts.

P.R. Akula, Secunderabad : What do you think is the most surprising achievement of the present BJP-led Government?

-That it is still there in the present and not gone into the past.

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What do you think of the caste and creed based polity of India?

-As the society, so the polity. So reform the society, and the polity will reform itself.

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What do you think of the changing vote-bank patterns over the past 50 years of Independence?

-The more things change, the more they remain the same; so the more the vote-bank patterns change, the more the vote-bank principles remain the same.

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What do you think of super star Amitabh Bachchan working as quiz master for "Kaun Banega Crorepati"?

-It is reportedly making him a crorepati many times over.

Shrirang J. Godbole Pune : Why is no action taken against the Imam Abdullah Bukhari for ignoring so many court summonses?

-Because in pseudo-secular India all men are equal but some are more equal.

Now that Rajiv is no more has not the Bofors story become a Ramayana without Rama?

-No, but you may say it has become a Ramayana without Ravana.

Prabhakar Pradhan, Mumbai : What do you think of the mess in which this so-called gentleman's game, cricket, finds itself?

-The game remains a gentleman's game, but the gentlemen who play it are anything but gentlemen.

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Do you play this guessing game "Kaun Banega Crorepati"?

-No, I think it is easier to become a crorepati by playing a game formerly called cricket but now better known as crooket.